A funny thing happened on the way to our Fun Cruise
We were captured by Pirates as we swam to the ship(damm last class tickets)
Chris was forced to pole dance for the whole crew (Johnny Depp look-a-likes)
"note the smile"
I was forced to make and smoke my own cigars.
We were both "forced" to drink large amounts of RUM CREAM.
Strange creatures
Guarded our every move
Because of our refusal to leave the desert table,
we were tossed overboard.
Lucky for us Chris had packed life jackets, etc for our trip.
Washed up
on a "OK" beach
Washed up on a "OK" beach
we booked a night in a SACRIFICE HOTEL. 
It had great local food.
2 comments:
WOW!!!!
Relieved to read you survived that HORRIBLE ordeal. It must be really tough to have to prepare food again and where the heck will you install your new pole?
Glad to hear you are safe -maybe not sound, but safe!
BG
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